I want him to smell my hair because FYI my hair always smells great.
He’s a fucking gangly loser whose actually really sad on the inside and probably yells at inanimate objects when he’s not busy being garbage.
And for the second part, I’d probably stare at him for the longest time just to see how quickly it would take to make him uncomfortable before I snuggle him into my bed and make him listen to how much he needs to stop being a jackass.
the next time youre watching Evangelion remember that robin williams has seen it too. whatever you are seeing, robin williams has seen. shinji grabbing rei’s boob and yelling about it? he saw it. he saw it all
midousuji is no longer allowed within fifty feet of any denny’s for a number of unspeakable incidents all involving eggs